Acronyms

In the midst of working....
Butek... Sepet... Otak lagi mampet, ga ada ide...

Procrastinating sebentar, mengasah kreatitas :D
Mencoba2 utak atik namaku jadi singkatan alias akronim. (lumayan nih, bisa buat ngisi "what you're doing" field di facebook :D)

Let's see..

NEYSA is Not Evil, Yet Somehow Artful
NEYSA is Numb Enough to Yearn Someone's Affection
NEYSA is Nuttily Exhausted, Yet Still Alive
NEYSA is Nearly Elapsed Yet Survived Anyhow
NEYSA is in Need to Energize her Yield for Sanity and Alertness

NEYSA is Now Eager to Yank her Sweet A** (sounds pretty "parno".. hihihi)
NEYSA is Not Envying Your Sucking Ability (huh?)

... apa lagi ya?

NEYSA can't think no more of N.. E... Y... , and Shouts "Aaaaarrrgh!!"

BTW, masih tentang acronyms. Masih pada inget ga seh akronim2 norak jaman dulu kala waktu "buku biodata" masih ngetrend.. ampun dah xD

Semisal:

CINTA: Cerita Indah Namun Tiada Akhir (atau CINTA: Cerita Indah Namun Tiada Abadi)
BMW: Body Mengalahkan Wajah (apa sehhhh.. hahhhaha)
BENCI: BENar-benar CInta
SUNGKAN: SUNGguh-sungguh mengharapKAN

Eee barusan google-google, menemukan macam-macam singkatan "PENYAKIT KARENA CINTA"

1. HIV : Hanya Impian Velaka (aduuuh... maksaaaaaaa wakakaka xD)
2. AIDS : Akibat Impian Dipendam Setahun (awas jadi bisul :D)
3. PMS : Pedih Menanti Sentuhanmu
4. SARS : Sakit Akibat Rasa Suka
5. TBC : Tekanan Bathin Cinta
6. SAKAW : SAkit KArena engkaW
7. KOLERA : KOk LoE ngga ngeRAsa sih ?
8. FLU : Feeling Lonely, Uuuhh ….. (ini yg paling corny :D)

Hahahhhhhhahahahahahhahhahahaha...
Wis2 ah..

Kembali ke lap....top !